Tis the Grunting Season
by Eva Pasco, author of the novel
"Underlying Notes"
The day after Thanksgiving known as "Black Friday" is often
considered the traditional start of the holiday shopping season. The leftovers in the fridge have barely
gotten cold as the commercialization of Christmas infiltrates every Whoville across America. Turkey fowl be
fouled and "stink, stank, stunk!" The Grinch may have stolen all the presents under every tree, but the garlic
in his soul didn’t approach the distance of a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole in messing with the spiritual
meaning of Christmas. We adolescents of the Sixties escaped the scourge of Black Friday which can be traced to
the 70s and reached the height of nasty wasty popularity in 2002. Giving my snow globe a shake, before the
snow settles on the landscape, here’s a nostalgic look back at the Christmases I fondly remember – a time when
the hustle and bustle of shopping for presents occurred the last Saturday before Christmas…
Gee, WPRO and WICE AM, two of our local radio stations didn’t play
carols or popular holiday tunes until their uninterrupted, traditional Christmas Eve broadcasts. I’ll warrant that
Elvis Presley’s "I’ll Be Home for Christmas" made more lyrical sense listening to it the day before than its debut
right after Veterans Day. Please have snow and mistletoe and presents for the tree…
Reflecting on the Sixties, I’ve always recalled affording
Thanksgiving its grace period of respect rather than the surreal rush of Christmas either coinciding with or
immediately following Halloween. H-m-m, all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile…
Long gone are the department stores of yesteryear, places of calm
rather than sale stampedes due to a restricted number of items or a limited opportunity for reduced pricing. Ann
& Hope, Coates Field, Winkelman & Finkelstein, Woolworth’s, Kenyon’s and New York Lace Store disappeared
from Rhode Island’s terrain along with the propriety of white gloves. Before bar code scanners and self-check out
machines, there were good old fashioned cash registers which basically added and ka-chinged. Sales clerks actually
had to use their mental acumen to make change. I wonder what became of all those storefront wooden mannequins –
awkwardly posed dummies or stiffs with red painted indentations for fingernails and toenails and garish red
lips.
Back in the Sixties, when most fathers-know-best drove the one
family car to work, there were no traffic jams to Whoville malls in the wee hours of the morn to launch the
grunting season. No shoppers lined up for hours outside stores waiting for doors to open, no rushing and grabbing
as demand exceeded supply, no injuries or fatalities in the name of pursuing presents. The only tailgating my
family did was inching along the environs of Garden City in Cranston under the garlands of lights to view public
displays of Christmas, including nativity scenes now ruled "unstable." I hear Toys R Us opened 24 hours straight
starting at 10 p.m. on Thanksgiving this year, getting a jumpstart on the grunting season. I find this idea as
charming as an eel, preferring to embrace the spirit of the holiday without ribbons, tags, boxes, packages, or bags
because Christmas can’t be bought in a store.
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