Beer has always had its place in society as
attested to the quotes listed below. Read and enjoy these testimonials to beer.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed.
Then I look in the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
"24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and
go to heaven!" [George Bernard Shaw]
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." [Professor
Of course who forget the best one of all taken
from the 80s hit show "Cheers."
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much
the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few